Michael Jackson

OK, I know some people love him and honestly I have nothing against him. But come on, who hasn't made at least one MJ joke?

Well, just for the hell of it I looked some up. Here are some of my favorites:

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It is kinda hard to believe MJ isn't gay. He has a song called "In the Closet" for God's sake!

If you play Thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: How do you know when it's time to hide at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.

I'm bored... Well you get the point. The jokes are funny but completely necessary. Who gives a flyin' flip what a dead guy does?