Well Well Well...

A netbook is great because it is small and light, but the keys are tiny!!! I'm using my dad's and each key is smaller than my finger pad! It is frustrating and entertaining at the same time! I'm concidering getting anactual laptop, but now that I'm ajusting to the smaller keys, I may just get the cheaper option so I can get more gadgets for it.

O and if you were wondering, I haven't posted in so long because my sister took her laptop to Appleton. Andmy phone went ka-put a few weeks ago so I was communicationless!

Now I shall get back to my story writing. ;)

OMEGLE!!!!!!!

Awesome convo with my new friend Laurah:

You: hi

Stranger: Expelliamus !

You: OMGZ ITS HAIRY POTHEAD

Stranger: heheheheh

Stranger: totaaaalllly

You: I kissed a girl and LIKED IT

You: hahaha

Stranger: IT TASTED OF HER cherry ..... somethijiiinnng

You: 'chapstick

Stranger: TAHTS the one

You: i kissed a girl jsut to try it

You: lawl

Stranger: OMGZ ITS A KARRY PERRI PERRI

Stranger: uhm excuse the horrible name just came up with it

You: hahahaahahahahahaha

You: we are awesome

You: :D

Stranger: hahaha awesomer than awesome

You: epicly awesomener

Stranger: spasticlly awesomazinger

Stranger: now i feel like a zinger burger

You: bazonkererly

Stranger: but they're SPICY

You: indeed

Stranger: and I'm spicy intollerant

You: me too

Stranger: :D

Stranger: You my friend are a keeper

You: YAY

You: :D

Stranger: ahhahaha

You: TRIPLE XD

Stranger: I'm laurah (:

You: Beka :)

Stranger: hahah are you a pothead too ?

Stranger: uhm not that way...

Stranger: but like you know whatsss i mean

You: haha i used to like know all the spells n stuff so yea

Stranger: ahahahahahaha

You: wingardium leviosa!

You: LAWLL

Stranger: ARACNAPHOBIA !

Stranger: oh wait

You: HAHAHA

Stranger: i think thats a ...

Stranger: my bad

You: your the bomb'

You: like a nuke

You: :D

Stranger: whos da bomb ? I'm da bomb

Stranger: oh yeaaah

Stranger: like that one in hunger games :D

Stranger: well they werent getting attacked by nukes thak god

You: haha awesomeness!!!!

Stranger: only normal ones

You: i like dat series

Stranger: but I'm only half way through the 3rd one !

You: haha

Stranger: so if you;ve read it don't ruin it for me !

You: haha no worries. i just finished da second one

Stranger: yay

You: so dont ruin it for ME'

You: LAWL

Stranger: hahahha I shall try noot to

Stranger: have you come past a 'kiefer hevron' at all ?

Stranger: like on this ?

You: no

You: not as farz as i kno...

Stranger: aw okay. cause I swear like everyone has ahaha

Stranger: he's my brother and he totally got me hooked on this

You: hahaha

You: tell him i say hi

Stranger: and he says to everyone 'do you know that kiefer hevron is like the sexiest guy ever'

Stranger: ahahaha I will :P

You: wow what a narcicsist.

You: I CANT SPELL

Stranger: ahah i reccckkkooon

You: XD

Stranger: I don't know what that means but OKAY

Stranger: :P

You: self obsessed

You: LAWL

Stranger: even though i will admit i have used that word in conversation before

You: imma 14. you?

Stranger: ohh I totally missed the point

You: haha i use big words all da time

Stranger: I'm 15 (: 1 in NOVEMBER

Stranger: ***16

Stranger: ahah I

You: haha lucky

Stranger: 'm not 1 in november

Stranger: that would be weird

Stranger: lucky ?

You: i turned 14 on thurday

You: haha

Stranger: oooh last thursday ?

You: yea

Stranger: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR THEN (:

You: TANK YOU MY NINJA

You: OMGZ

Stranger: ahahah I thought i was like the only one who said ninja any mroe

Stranger: WHAT ?

You: I know a sexiiii surpher LAWL

Stranger: ahaha a what ?

You: oops *surfer

You: haha my friend Spencer just texted me

Stranger: a sexy surfer ? what are you on about ?

Stranger: oOOohhhh ;) ?

You: himz HOT

Stranger: WEIRD my boyfriend just texted me. it must be something in the air :P

You: hahaha

You: whats his name?

Stranger: Brandon (:

You: Nice.

Stranger: hehe Spencer is cute

Stranger: my friends dog is named spencer :P he is cite ahhaha

You: haha

You: ...

You: i lost my thought

You: :(

You: haha

Stranger: D: OH NO

Stranger: we shall ninja it back

Stranger: *goes back in time*

You: *does the blue scadoo*

You: DAMN IT

You: IM STUCK IN A BOOK

Stranger: blue scadoo ?

Stranger: stuck in a book ?!

Stranger: OH NO

You: like blues clues

Stranger: I shall call in my rescue team...

Stranger: ahahahh blues clues

Stranger: I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW

Stranger: I played the card game not long ago >_<

You: i have a 2 year old bro that watches it so.... yea

Stranger: I made brandon play it with me

You: they had a card game?

Stranger: you have to pick up a face down card in a pile and do whatever it says

You: COOL

Stranger: like the salt and pepper one says 'shake up and down as if you're salt and pepper'

Stranger: :P

You: om nom nom nom

You: COOKIEZ

Stranger: ahahaha

Stranger: MONSTER

You: OMGZ he is in rehab!

You: :'(

You: haha

Stranger: he is ?

Stranger: what ??

Stranger: why ?

Stranger: D:

Stranger: WE MUST RESCUE HIM

You: ME MUST!

You: *NINJA RESCUE SQUAD*

You: ASEMBLE

Stranger: *POKEMON RESCUE TEAM*

Stranger: LETS GET 'EM

You: YAYA!

Stranger: We're gonna be the veryy best

Stranger: the BEST THERE EVER WAS

You: *runs down hallway with scissors*

You: I feel dangerous!

Stranger: *tells teacher they're gay*

Stranger: I feel rebel !

You: RAINBOW POWA!!!!

Stranger: SUPER SONIC !

You: YAYA CHEESEY FRIES!!!!!

Stranger: CHEESE BALLS

You: O WOWWZA
IN MY MOUTH

You: SO CHEESEY

You: its da cheesiets

Stranger: you're so weird.

You: i am indeed

Stranger: ahahah

You: IT IS AWESOOOOOOMMMME

You: ;P

You: if you ever wanna see more randomness check out ninjapanda-randomness.blogspot.com

You: HA!

Stranger: aahhaahahahhaha okay

Stranger: brb gotta pee

You: KAY!

Stranger: RAWR

Stranger: I GOT TEA WHILE I WAS AT IT

You: NICEZ

Stranger: OMGZ ITS SO HOT

You: and crumpetz?

Stranger: no.... we don't have any D:

You: AHHHHHH you cant have tea with oput crumpets :'(

You: *out

You: not oput

You: LAWL

Stranger: hahha

Stranger: I just put lots of sugar in >_<

You: nummy me too

You: wat flavor

You: of tea?

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: i duno ahaha

Stranger: uhmm

Stranger: Lipton ?

You: haha it comes in like other flavas sometimes XD

You: hahahahahaha

Stranger: ohhh yeah my friend asha has like peppermint and peach and raspberry

You: i luvs peppermint.

You: and

You: chai

You: and chamemeal

Stranger: OHHH CHAI LATTE IS THE BEST

You: OOOOOOO NUMMY

Stranger: I've never tried chamemeal

You: it makes you all warm and sleepy

You: its nice

Stranger: aww

Stranger: it's an american thing isn't it ?

You: huh?

Stranger: chamemeal it's american ? it's on like all the american movies ahah

You: i dunno. i spelled it wrong tho...

Stranger: ahahah okay. well I've heard of it on american films

Stranger: what nationality are you ?

Stranger: chamimile ?

Stranger: Chamamile

Stranger: something like that .........

You: dutch i guess to be spesific...

Stranger: ooooh

Stranger: do you speak a different language ?

You: not reli. i kno bits and pieces of french latin spanish and japenese but not a full language cept this one

Stranger: awk

Stranger: bonjour (:

You: hola :)

Stranger: konituwah

Stranger: - spelt toally wrong - ahah

Stranger: *totally

You: hai. titcho-san

You: haha that means 'yes captain'

Stranger: je suis desole, parlez-vous francais et english :P

Stranger: **************** oh oops

You: i jes got pwned

Stranger: I said you speak

Stranger: i meant I speak

Stranger: ahahahha

Stranger: how much french do you know ?

You: not much. my mom knows a lot more then me.

Stranger: awk

You: its similar to spanish and latin so i can decipher some of it....

Stranger: ahahah closer to spanish than latin

You: latin is the base.

Stranger: je voudrais un coca

Stranger: I would like a coke

Stranger: :P

Stranger: ahah

You: COKE IS GOOOOOD

You: i loves my cola

Stranger: or chocolate chaud

Stranger: hot chocolate !

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: nundai diao?!?!?!

Stranger: no hablo espanol................

You: not spanish. Japenese.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: ahahah

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: no hablo esjapanol

You: I said why. In the betrayal form.....

You: cuz now imma hungry

Stranger: imma be imma be imma imma imma be

You: imma is MY WORDZ

Stranger: it's a song ?

Stranger: black eyed peas

Stranger: its called imma be (:

You: haha

You: ik

You: i just like to claim it

You: :D

Stranger: ahahah ohkay

Stranger: my brother would say 'copy right'

Stranger: after every single word

Stranger: when we were yunger

Stranger: a*younger

You: wowzaz

Stranger: and if i said it he'd get to punch me

You: owwww

Stranger: and then i copy writed 'copy right' and that stopped him :P

You: haha PWNED

Stranger: :P

You: only the good die young

You: billy joel

You: OLLLLLLD SONG

Stranger: you listning to it ?

You: yea popped up on my grooveshark

Stranger: grooveshack ?

You: shark

You: its a music web site

Stranger: oh ahah okay

You: noodlez

Stranger: i had 2 minute noodles for breakky(:

You: haha coolz

You: imma goez. i gotz to get ready for a date with some guy.

You: but rememberz if you want to talk to me again just go to ninjapanda-randomness.blogspot.com

4am Crafts

Ok so if you haven't figured out already, I'm sorta of nocturnal now. I was bored and watching Bleach on HuluPlus (from my Xbox 360) and I found some craft stuff. You know the plastic like grid stuff? And you like sew yarn in the squares or whatever? Well, there was like a whole BOX full of sheets of that. So being as bored as I was, I pulled out a sheet and was going to make like a little cube, but I wanted to make something more complex then that, so I made a heart shaped box. I don't have a camera, or I'd take a picture.... I couldn't find any pics online either, but whatever. So for the other crazy insomniacs out there, crafts help pass the time!!! :P

A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

Four words: Panic! at the Disco.

I love their album A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. It is amazing. So I thought I'd announce that and get you looking them up and doing a little PATD dance.

A Note On Writers

Writers are people who aren't content with their lives the way they are. They can imagine an entire other life for their stories because all they are doing is mixing together all the things they want or wanted their lives to be like. And accomplished writers with multiple books or series either have too many dreams to contain, or have a few dreams with a vivid imagination. To conclude, if you dream big, you can write big. (Which can also be accomplished by using a thick marker or by upping the font like this.)

I take it back...

This birthday is now rated:  AHHHHHHHHH!!!

And I blame it on one Ryan Shrader. Why? THE ASS CANNOT PAY HIS F**KING DUES!!! BECAUSE OF YOU, DOUCHEBAG, I DIDN'T GET MY LAPTOP AND I DON'T GET TO GO TO WORLDS OF FUN!!! IF I EVER SEE I AM GOING TO STAB YOUR EYES OUT AND THEN HIT YOU WITH A CAR!!!

BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.

I haven't even left the house yet but I know this birthday ROCKS!!! I get to go swimming with my besties: Davina I and Erin T. Then tomorrow me and my mom are going to go pick up my new laptop. And then on Saturday I get to go to Worlds Of Fun!!!


ANNNNNDDD.... I've decided to make a vanilla cake with an undetermined icing with chocolate mint chip ice cream. :D 

14!!!

Today is my birthday! I'm now 14! WHOOOOOO HOOOO!!!

OMG!

Tomorrow is my birthday! XD Tonight my dad is taking me out to eat at Los Compadres where  shall ingest copious amounts of flan. (For those of you who don't know, flan is a steamed pudding. VERY delicious!)

Friday I think me and my mom are going to Micro Center in KC to go buy my laptop!!! (She works tomorrow...) And I think tomorrow I'm going to make my own B-day cake. It is sorta a tradition.... O.o maybe I can even pick out an ice-cream too... *HAPPY FACE*

I... have writer's block...

It is so bad I couldn't even think of a title!!! So I'm sorry if I don't post for a while... I just can't think... I'm going to go drown my self in the pool now...

Once Upon a Time...

I like to right random stories sometimes, so from now on I'm going to make a different page for each one. :D

Fable: Epic

Ok, so one game made me the technology freak I am today: Fable. (Well that and JSRF, but that isn't compatible with the 360.) I played it for 3 days straight once... Not kidding! Just me, two GIANT cases of Diet Coke, and the Xbox. Good times...

Well my short flash back is over and I'm bored.

NITE!

Dropping the Ball

Sorry for dropping the ball this weekend. (Just to clarify, I dropped the ball, not a ball.)  Truthfully, this laptop is my sister's, not mine, so she can technically take it away whenever she wants. But that all changes by the end of this week! On Thursday my mom get's her child-support and I get a my own lappy.  An Acer, so it wouldn't be anything fancy, but a laptop is a laptop nonetheless.

O my b-day is THURSDAY!!!

O.o

I just realized something...

When I tell you about my day,  never mention the details really. I start to, but get bored and give up and finish quick. I also never mention the little boring things I do for HOURS before anything interesting happens. For example: for the past two days I have done NOTHING but play Monster Galaxy and Animal Party on Facebook. Not even on an Xbox or something, but Facebook!!! So if you wonder why I don't post very often, it is because I haven't done ANYTHING.

But I might as well update you on stuff.

My birthday is coming up on the 16th! And I'm supposed to get another laptop. (YAYA!!!) And this Saturday me and Diva are supposed to go swimming at the outdoor pool. This Thursday my mom gets paid and we might go shopping again in KC.  The truck might also get fixed that day. (That means no more shiny rental... D:) Well, I'm bored.... LATERZ!

UGGGGGHHHHHH...

Have you ever been so gut wrenchingly sick that when ever you took a breath you were afraid you start throwing up again? Well, welcome to my world. This morning I woke up around 9 and felt a little queasy. I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth and I knew I was about to get very, very sick. I knelt down by the toilet and, VIOLA, I have been sick like that about every 15 minutes. I can't even eat because that makes me sick faster and drinking does too, but makes it less painful. And less pain is good because my throat is so raw it hurts to breath. Well I am leaving to go up-chuck now. Wish me a speedy recovery.

2 minutes later:

I forgot to say this: Davina, I'm SO sorry I couldn't go swimming today. Next time, I won't get sick. Promise.

WTF Charles?!?!

(That is a joke from 'What The F**k Chuck!' Chuck is short for Charles.)


Today sorta sucked. No, it seriously sucked. Thank you, ETFM! (Erin the F**king M) Yesterday she asked me if I wanted to go swimming with her and Tony C today. I said that I didn't because I didn't want to get between her and Tony. She said I wouldn't so I decided to go. I even got a pair of my dad's extra trunks for Tony because Erin told me he didn't have any. 


Well it started out ok, I wore my new swimsuit set and the grey and purple fedora my dad bought me yesterday. But after we got to the pool things just slid downhill faster then melted marshmallows over a campfire. (Haha that is even funnier after what happens later.) Erin and Tony LITERALLY never let go each other for more then 60 seconds. Well, except for when we ate, but that was like 5 minutes.  Anytime I tried to hang with Erin, Tony was right there. Do you know how creepy that is? I wanted to punch them both in the face! Then they decided that they didn't want to swim anymore, that they wanted to leave. (I italicized that because I say that in that high pitched voice that people use when they are mocking a whiner.) I LOVE swimming more then the average fish. (Ironically enough, I have an absolute hatred of fish. Food or otherwise.) So I said I wanted to stay. I had an ok time, but I was lonely. I left ten minutes before it was closed (to avoid little kid traffic) and I couldn't get their phone to call my dad's phone so I started to walk home. 


I was walking when I noticed I was at South Orchard Street. I remembered DI lived somewhere on that street. With a vague memory to guide me, I found Diva's house. We hung out, played guitars and drums, and ate BBQ!!! I haven't been that happy in a long time. 


So here is a shout out to my soul sister, Davina. Thanks for being there even when I wasn't invited. LUV YA WITH ALL MY MAGICAL MAGICNESS!!!

UGH O_o

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to figure out my dad's cell number (I know, I know, I should have it memorized right?) I gave up and tried turning on my mom's phone (it was dying) and then I texted him from Yahoo Messenger only to discover he was ten minutes away. (He didn't come home last night so my mom was freaking out.)

OMELFG!!!

(Oh My Ever Lovin' F**kin' God)


I am getting internet connection while sitting on my couch! I have always had to sit next to a window in my dining room. But I was sitting on my couch about to play Sims 2 on my Toshiba when I glanced up at the internet gauge (I'm not sure what else to call it), and I had 3 bars. I currently still have 3. :P SO AWESOME!!!

OMG! IT'S JUNE!

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 14 DAYS!!! YAY!

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